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Man Laws
41 to 60 (the rest will follow)
41.
Do not have a conversation at a urinal.
42. A man will not live in his parents’ house past the age of 27 unless they
are ill or he is in the war.
43. All men have the right to remain silent when asked by a woman "do you
like this". and the right to leave the room.
44. Sex is more important than talking
45. No man under any circumstance shall use lip balm.
46. Grilling regardless of weather is always the first choice for cooking.
47. No man shall ever own a dog smaller then a housecat
48. Men will invite other men to Man Law
49. No man shall ever turn down free beer because "it’s not their brand."
50. No man shall be shamed if they are passed out with their shoes off in
your place. If the person passes out outside of the house, then they are
fair game shoes or not.
51. It is acceptable for a man to publicly situate and/or scratch himself in
the region of the gonads. If at a formal conference, then do so discretely.
If at a football party, scratch away, just no handshakes.
52. The morning after, if a beer has been left on the table, no matter the
temperature, it is acceptable to consume this item with food, such as its
counterpart, cold pizza.
53. If you spill a man’s beer, you buy the next round/refill the cup.
54. Nursing a beer is unacceptable. The bottle/can/cup should never reach
lukewarm temperature with beer still in it. If you can’t drink it in said
time, don’t open it. If you can’t drink it in said time, your man status
will be up for review.
55. Always accept beer from a stranger, but only if unopened/capped.
56. It is never a man’s responsibility to empty the trash while drinking.
Beer cans may be staked or crushed while the bottles may be thrown into
neighbor’s lawn.
57. A man does not have to like another man to drink his beer. Beer is beer.
58. It is acceptable for a man to break man laws, if no other option is
humanly possible, in the pursuit of the opposite sex. His actions will be
given leeway.
59. The bachelor’s party is exclusively male. (except the entertainment).
60. No man may ever sell a beer to a friend. It’s understood that said
friend will repay beer with beer later. Under no circumstance may the
replacement beer be of a lesser quality.